June 2. 01. 5 www. Welcome to disproportionate gasp to express surprise at unremarkable news. So. we meet again. We can sit around and talk about that all day or get right to it. Yep lets do that. In some ways the weekend was kind of weird, in others it was kind of awesome. I dont think it could have involved girls any more and guys any less though. Not necessarily a bad thing because boobs are way, way better than dicks. Friday. From now on Im on baby duty every Friday. Senfeldas posted a video of the van that you can watch on YouTube. He shows off the unique features of the van, including two LCD screens, plenty of audio recording. E Is Everywhere. This content is available customized for our international audience. Would you like to view this in our US edition As Americas most fearless purveyor of truthiness, Stephen Colbert shines a light on egodriven punditry, moral hypocrisy and government incompetence, raising the. Search the worlds information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what youre looking for. Big adjustment in that its very restricting having to work to a childs routine cant just run around doing whatever as I please. Anyway we kicked off the day with exercise. Youtube To Mp3 Converter Shark here. Of course, a good few kilometres from home it started to rain like a little bitch so suddenly Im that dad pushing a pram in the wet along a major road during peak hour. The judgement from other road users was palpable. Soon found cover and called for an evac. Not long after making it home a friend swung by. She lives interstate, in town briefly, havent seen her for a few years, speak maybe once a year but one of those friendships where it doesnt matter you instantly get on like always without any awkward. Before we knew it half the day was gone and she was gone until we cross again. Rest of the day disappeared more or less instantly too. Juggle a couple more naps, take the kid shopping, home to dinner and shower then collapse on the couch. Everything went as planned and no one died so technically successful. Saturday kicked off with chiropractor. Very fucking happy the neck pain which nearly killed me the week before is now under control so wondering if maybe she deserves more credit. Had begun to notice that no matter what my complaint, whether it be sore shoulder or sore foot, its always the same 3 4 adjustments. Next was exercise at family read slowpoke pace then home to relax. The rest of the day was a mix of errands and working so dont know why Im bothering to mention it. A few weeks back I received a FB message from another old friend. Back when Mercedes was using the reanimated corpse of Pablo Picasso as the head of design for the Unimog division. She was my ball prom date and had completely lost touch since finishing high school. 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